Copyright Al Frank.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
This statistic for the average height for an adult male is from the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey (NHANES) conducted from 1999-2002.Judging from the number of lab-grown 7-foot professional athletes we have, I'd say there were a whole gang of tiny motherfuckers to balance this number out.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
I was watching a television show called Wild West Tech, which was on the History Channel. The episode was narrated and included vignettes by David Carradine.
Why was this guy ever a "star"?
What was so interesting about the show was not the "tech" itself, but how many times the script called for Carradine to mention porn. In a segment about old-west saloons that featured gimmicks like stereoscopes or early film loop machines that featured dancing girls, David made the statement, "Porn theaters have come a long way!"
Why was that in the script? Has the average viewer ever been in a porn theater? Did Carradine write the vignettes? There was later a segment about (I'm serious) early sex-toys and gadgets. Which was about the time I wandered away from the screen.
One thing I saw before losing interest was a segment about old-West executions. In the introductory vignette Carradine stands in front of an old Saloon holding a noose and making reference to a "necktie-party".
Did Carradine's family overlook this particular episode? Or perhaps the residuals that come in from the episode are worth the embarrassment.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
You know how they say about fat girls, "Oh, she's got such a pretty face..."? I think this can be considered entrapment, to be seeing this on webcam:
And then find yourself on a date with this:
She lists her body-type as "a few extra pounds". I consider that to be false advertising.
Monday, June 6, 2011
Maybe it means "Big-Breasted-Women".
Tip #1: Shave real close. Tip #2: Tuck your dick.
It's true. No one else but "outlaw fitness experts" will recommend
Sweet Jesus, am I really so old that advertisers lump me in with these people? Why have
they forced me to picture this guy looking for an "intimate encounter"? That's not right.