Found this post on an online dating site:
PLEASE NOTE:There are several qualifications you must pass before being considered a potential interest of mine.
#1. You must be a NATIVE TEXAN. I am a 6th generation Texan with family roots and history deep in the state. I am also a direct descendant of one of the original Texas Rangers. To me, you are not worth being a part of my intimate life unless we share the same depth of devotion and love for our state. Besides my love for the Divine, Texas was my first love. I want a man that has this same depth of devotion in his heart.
#2. You must be conscious of what you consume and its effects on your mind and body. I will not put up with a man that thinks its ok to eat fast food, processed foods and unclean food. I don’t eat these things because they are very polluting both to your body and consciousness. If you are toxic then on a subtle level it causes me to become toxic. Alcohol, smoking and any drugs are also a disqualifier. If you are addicted to prescription drugs I will find out and you will be dropped from my life.
#3. You must live an honorable and clean life. I am highly vigilant and I expect the man in my life to be also. You have to show a high degree of responsibility in all aspects of your life. You cannot have any overdue bills, late payments and an attitude that paying bills isn’t a priority . You have to be on top of all areas of your life- that means no accounts on your credit report that have gone to collection. If you have anything that has gone to collection and are not making arrangements to pay it off then don’t write to me. That is a red flag for me. I don’t have any negative accounts on my credit report and I expect the same from you. You must have a stable work history, have maintained a residence for at least 5 years, have a flawless driving record. I have a flawless driving record and I expect the same from the man in my life. Your arrest record will also be a factor. If you own a weapon it must be registered and you must have your license. It shows RESPONSIBILITY to have it registered and have your license. You must also know how to properly use it. I know how to handle a gun safely and I expect the man in my life to know it also. If you have children you have to be a REAL father to them. They are equally your responsibility. If you can’t be a real father how are you going to be capable of truly loving me?
#4. You must have your own personal connection to God. It doesn’t matter what your spiritual path is. What is important is you knowing in your heart that the most important thing in life is your connection to THAT. That is priority above everything in life.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been involved in Eastern spiritual practices from almost 20 years, devoted to my master, and my beloved Sri Sri Ravi Shankar of Art of Living Foundation. Meditation, Yogic breathing and Yoga practices have enhanced my life, all priceless gifts.
I am an interior designer that’s NOT working for a firm right now. I received my BA from the Art Institute of Colorado in 2006. I have been an independent contractor most of my adult life. Right now I am a personal assistant to a philanthropist and to two doctors (married). I manage the Philanthropist’s estate in Austin, her Ranch in Llano and certain aspects of her private life. The two doctors I manage their private residence in Austin and handle all their personal affairs.I am also a gifted chef and cook regularly for my clients.
I also just got my motorcycle license and have been riding my bike instead of driving. My new interest is sport bikes and racing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I prefer more serious ancient spiritual and religious texts. Some examples are: The Vedas, Holy Koran, Old Testament, Bhagavad Gita, Yoga Vashishta, anything on the life of Siddhartha Gautama (Lord Buddha)
I normally don’t watch TV. If I do I watch CNN or a special program. An example of this is the royal wedding that will be aired April 29.
I prefer specific Sanskrit chanting (bajans) like Vikram Harza or Bhanu Didi. I also like 70’s music that I grew up with that’s comforting. I like Jonny Rodriguez (very Texas, very 70’s) Hank Williams Sr, I’m also enamored with Robert Plant. (very sexy), Bellamy Brothers, classic country.
I prefer local, fresh organic foods. I have been 100% organic for almost 20 years. My diet is more Paleolithic which means my foods reflects what a caveman/cavewoman would have consumed. Organic meat, raw vegtables, nuts, seeds, low glycemic in season fruit. I have many food allergies and sensitivities which include gluten, dairy, eggs, peanuts, black walnuts. I also don’t eat out EVER in restaurants. I don’t consume anything that has touched plastic nor do I consume anything made from tap water.
The six things I could never do without
Besides my spiritual practices and devotion to my Guru the six worldly things are:
#1. Loose leaf white tea
#2. Clean, filtered water
#3. My plant based supplements
#4. My S-2000 (the love of my life)
#5. My young living essential oils
#6. My bio identical hormone cream
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have 2 tattoos. I was gothic between age of 16-20. During that time I made the only mistake in my life and completely flawed my body with 2 tattoos. So, you have to be ok with me having them. It was an important part of my life and very symbolic of my journey through this life. I am very skilled at not letting them show. 90% of people in my life don’t even know I have them.
You should message me if
If you have passed the qualifications listed above and you are SERIOUS about a mature relationship.